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By Preggie - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Singapore

Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML

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By protoplasm stole my seat - 26/01/2013 01:24 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

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Sucks to suck

By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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Attempted good deed

By Anonymous - 15/08/2024 06:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML

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By preggers - 08/02/2010 10:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML

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Excuses

By NotAnExcuse - 07/11/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML

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Some girls are bigger than others

By pinkpurplegurl - 24/09/2015 14:33 - China

Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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Get a load of this guy

By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United Kingdom

Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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meliesFML 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:38

its time to walk instead of using buses .

annamei 16

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:35

haha that's a good indication that you should lose weight!

Comments

pinkelephunk 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 8:09

just like one of my favorite movies, "Just Go With It". (:

Lillebrune 7

Saturday 9 July 2011 17:54

Then get on a diet, fatty!

jokozo_fml 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 1:50

well maybe it's about time to get the **** up and lose some weight fat bitch

KeevaH 10

Friday 15 July 2011 22:59

Right but you gave her back the seat because she's old and you're just a burger loving fatty right?

surrealJC 4

Monday 18 July 2011 12:18

only a fat person would take a seat from a sweet old lady. I'm sure she would have INSISTED so she could fulfill her dream if lecturing others.

Christine14_6 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 7:27

That happened to me once I was at a nursing home with my church and a old lady asked when my baby was due she wouldn't believe i wasn't pregnant

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:50

Hey a free seat I would take it...don't worry about it...she might have just said that for the point for a better word...

QueenApocalypse 19

Thursday 15 October 2015 7:04

that must have been so embarrassing! fyl, op.... sorry about that. :3

Tyler Barker 9

Wednesday 12 September 2018 19:08

Why would you take a bus seat from an old lady when the only thing wrong with you is that you're fat?

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