By tryingtostealmyheart - 19/12/2015 07:12

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
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trulypar 34

I guess since he couldn't have your hand, he decided to take your handbag.

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swanheart 35

God - what would he have done if you'd said yes?

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magaoitin 4

Just like a real marriage; no sex and you lose all of your money in the divorce. You just cut out all the boring bits of making small talk and asking how your day was.

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snarkytruth 37

He showed his true colors right away. Saved you the cost of a wedding, divorce, moving in together, name change paper work, lost years together, only to find out he is cheating on you by proposing and mugging other women.....might not be a story book ending but it sure was a whirlwind romance.

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berkeleyjake 13

impulsive, self employed, creative... sounds like a keeper

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Blake77_fml 19

I know im late but....."Chill bro, its just a prank!"

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prillepared 7

He couldn't steal your heart, so instead he stole your purse.

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ambeerr 14

And we hear people saying 'stop playing hard to get! If you don't want to date us just say no!' And as it happens, when we do say no, if we're unlucky, the cocksucker will either kill us, rob us or injure us then blame us for turning them down.

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