By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 23:29 - Switzerland

Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML
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michaelaranda 28

That was a horrible pun. As for OP, just be thankful all he wanted was a smoke.

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puggypark 14

OP, you shouldn't even smoke anyway. Give that man a medal.

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xlord 27

Stop being so pretentious. Alcohol, television, junk food and so many other things are bad for you. I'll be happy to take your television away and you can give me a medal.

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ColdplaySucks 18

It's their problem if they smoke or not, why should it concern you? Like my poem goes: You brought it on yourself, you're dying on a bed. Your lungs are filled with smoke and tar, you ignored what they had said.

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IworkAt711 14

71- your poem kind of goes against what you were saying.

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Mossears133 15

40- I'm not entirely sure on alcohol, but television and junk food don't give you cancer -.-

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girlbye23 15

All those thing you just stated are good in moderation. Smoking is bad no matter how often you do it.

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michelleJ11 25

When you were in elementary school, had anyone ever stolen your pencil? Did you take that as a sign to never write again, or to drop out of school?

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fml1365 30

A message from the heavens (:

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Dancer3626 11

Last time I checked pencils weren't bad for you at all.

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Kefka91 15

53- unless you sharpen one a lot then absentmindedly stab yourself with it.

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\ 28

And just earlier, someone was buried for their anti-smoking stance. FML is always an enigma.

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Dracoboxer357 35

53- Well, in all fairness, I haven't seen many stats on the medical side effects of smoking a box of pencils daily for 15 years, but I somehow doubt that's particularly good for you. ;)

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KiwiExchange 16

Man, the struggle is real!

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RobotSpaceWalrus 5

Well **** you. OP can make their own personal decisions. They don't need you trying to do it for them. If they want to do something unhealthy that's entirely their choice.

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Spider_Web 11

I don't know, playing with pencils might escalate to stabbing with forks

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michelleJ11 25

You're saying he deserves to have a knife pulled on him because he smokes? With that logic, I think you deserve to have a knife pulled on you because you're ignorant.

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brave_josh 9

Where the heck do you live that smoking is deserving of being mugged and threatened with a knife?

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bosox29 14

As previously stated there is no logic in what you're saying. That would be like someone pulling a knife on you for eating. In which case I would say "YDI at least now you won't get diabetes" yeah see how stupid that sounds?

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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Just be glad he didn't take your phone or wallet. This is the one time I'm going to say it's actually good you were smoking....

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DudeEvil 22

But the only reason he got mugged, was because he was smoking.

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brave_josh 9

Well....you're lucky he didn't mug you for something more valuable.

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slimkelsey 17

Smoking isn't good for you anyway.....maybe he was trying to save your life! Always a positive side!

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MrConcise 34

And was willing to end it if he didn't get his way!

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slimkelsey 17

He might've done it in a way that would be quick and painless unlike lung cancer!

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caohm 18

some people have a harder time quiting than others I guess

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Just remember nicotine is not habit-forming.

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jasmine2301 25

I'm pretty sure you're wrong.

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teentee401 36

I'm pretty sure I'm late to the thread but I'm going to comment anyway.

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