Love: Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said...

By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 15:48

Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML

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By Hello Nurse - 24/09/2012 04:32 - United States - El Macero

Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML

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By anonymous neighbor - 30/01/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML

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A little extra

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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Hard no

By unemployable - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 12:12 - United States

Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML

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Nice guy

By fiercehawk - 18/02/2014 05:45 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML

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Nice dude

By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

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By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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Soniarita 18

Sunday 15 May 2016 12:08

you'll find someone who's going to be worth your time, you shouldn't be anyone's option.

ssnow_fml 20

Sunday 15 May 2016 12:18

Everyone is someones option at some point. Most people play the field these days until you sit them down and have the "exclusivity talk" which if he just asked you out might be a little early for that talk. Go on the date and see what he's like.

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TelevisionMan 18

Sunday 15 May 2016 19:07

I understand your feelings, but just being asked out on a date doesn't mean he can only see you yet. I'd give him a chance, and if you keep dating and really like him, you can talk about exclusivity.

guttedbrit 26

Sunday 15 May 2016 19:41

At least he showed his true colours before going into anything serious. He is likely a serial heart breaker, and definitely not worth any more of your time!

merryhappy1887 20

Sunday 15 May 2016 21:55

Wait... so.. He asked you out on a date, and you kissed him? Cause how else would you know he is a good kisser? Then you leave, but what? Have someone watching him to let you know wtf he's doin? Lmfao. Sounds like he dodged a bullet. Mad a guy you ain't even been on a date with kissed someone else. Smh. Get it together girl.

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Monday 16 May 2016 2:34

A logical response, I'm impressed. *claps hands*

philbatronicus 3

Monday 16 May 2016 20:37

I'm curious about why you were watching him "after you left". And yes, he might have talked to other women in his life before you *gasp*. If you actually like him and feel reasonable, go on the date anyway. But if you're this possessive, he might not be the one for you.

fictionaldiary 11

Monday 20 June 2016 0:40

Didn't realise that the agreement on a first date meant you were exclusive.

sharond23 10

Saturday 3 March 2018 6:20

he asked you out and as far as I know that does not mean you're now a couple. get over it

mymegangirl 7

Wednesday 5 June 2019 7:08

you went on one date. guess what? he can make out with whoever he wants. ydi

peterblack67 9

Friday 12 March 2021 7:49

First of all how do you know what he was doing after you left? Were you spying on him? And since you went out with him once he can kiss whoever he wants to. You sound a bit desperate.