By dundundadumb - 06/08/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
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rotf_coaster_9 0

ouch....how'd you fix that up after the fact? damn I feel awkward where i'm sitting now I can only imagine how you felt

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Xinabeth 0

FYL :( I don't know why he wouldn't at least try to actually date you first...

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isodufff 0

someone needs to stop munchin on dem hatertots.

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theanonimouse 0

Okay, so just because #254 offhandedly mentioned sex at one point in her comment, she's an auto-****? Shit, wait, phone call... yeah, it's the 1800's. They miss you and want you home. :(

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maiya_fml 0

Lol, you’re funny. 2 - #254 NEVER said anything about having sex herself. How was she bragging? 3 – “I mean I get sex, but I don't brag about it like daddies little *****” … again, #254 didn’t mention having sex herself a single time, while you spent a whole paragraph describing your sex life. Good one.

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Tuko_fml 0

I think it's actually the first time I feel uncomfortable reading an FML. Congratulations OP. And I concur with some of the comments above me. Genuinely platonic heterosexual male friends are a virtually non-existent breed. Please remember this next time, and use caution. As deluded and childish as your friend's behavior was, YDI.

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honeyishrnkdakid 2

this is the only time i've ever called or cared enough to call an fml

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honeyishrnkdakid 2

(sorry to post twice, it messed up) this is the only time i've ever called or cared enough to call an fml FAKE! Not just fake but CORNY!

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LostAndFound 0

It's a little hard to believe that he would propose when they weren't dating but anything's possible. I'm thinking maybe they had dated in the past sometime and he didn't think their relationship was that platonic. Or maybe they had one of those if we're not married by a certain age we'll get married promises. I'd pay money for the follow up to this one.

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quiddity 0

FYL. You DEFINITELY did not deserve this. Just because someone kids around doesn't mean that they're "toying" with someone. And you didn't have any bad intentions; you were just super unlucky. I hope he understands. D:

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IronicJustice 0

I suggest this course of action: if you don't have a boyfriend, which from how this fml reads, search your feelings: is he a nice guy, does he have ok or better looks, is he trustworthy, honest, dependable? If so, then decline marriage for the time being, but ask him out on a few dates, and see how it goes from there. If none of those attributes apply, then tell him flat out that it wouldn't work. Poor guy though.

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jenna009 0

Poor guy, but I think that it IS kinda funny and FYL for probably trying to explain to him that it was all just a joke and misunderstanding! poor guy and poor you :( But thanks for making me laugh (:

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