By SiaJoy - 07/07/2015 06:00 - United States - Augusta

Today, a very intoxicated man came in to my workplace and bought 50 dollars worth of yogurt, talked about the fact that he shouldn't have to wear pants in public, then threw up all over the register. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 146
You deserved it 1 806

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SiaJoy 19

OP here, I love all of the comments you have written :D I didn't think this would get published. But to answer some questions the puke did get all over my shirt, the man apologized to me before stumbling out of the store, and my boss let me leave early. I did not have to clean anything but myself. Maintenance took care of it and they shut down the register for a while to take of it. Thanks for the comments guys :D any questions feel free to message me.

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Megatron_Griffin 25

This FML was crazy from the beginning to the end haha. I'm sorry that this happened to you OP, but I got a chuckle out of it

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swanheart 35

Sorry about that, something about the heat drives me crazy!

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dagarr 11

Hope when he puked it did not hit u

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MakeTodayADTR 20

You gotta do what you gotta do when it comes to yogurt.

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Norja 33

I'm sure you're not getting paid enough for that shit.

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NotDarkKnight 27

Considering yogurt is about 90 cents for one individual yogurt (at least where I live), the fact that he was shitfaced and managed to get that amount without pissing his pants, removing his pants, or bathing himself in yogurt in the middle of the store is quite impressive.

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Meowfml 8

Sounds like the owner at the grocery store I work at.

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Devtyro 14

Did you atleast help him take his pants off?

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