By SiaJoy - 07/07/2015 06:00 - United States - Augusta

Today, a very intoxicated man came in to my workplace and bought 50 dollars worth of yogurt, talked about the fact that he shouldn't have to wear pants in public, then threw up all over the register. FML
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SiaJoy 19

OP here, I love all of the comments you have written :D I didn't think this would get published. But to answer some questions the puke did get all over my shirt, the man apologized to me before stumbling out of the store, and my boss let me leave early. I did not have to clean anything but myself. Maintenance took care of it and they shut down the register for a while to take of it. Thanks for the comments guys :D any questions feel free to message me.

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XtremeHeat 14

On the bright side, you sold $50 of yogurt!

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JustinJK 21

I can't do dairy when I'm drunk. it makes me throw up. ugh. how do people do it lol

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LoZelda123 20

at least he didn't try to fulfill his lifelong dream of being a stripper bu ripping his pants in front of you...

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PePziNL 20

Ah drunk people, buying the weirdest stuff since 1382.

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CaptainCrow 13

This isn't so much of and FML but more of a WTF

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StormGirl142 24

The joys of working with the public...

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lucasstidd 4

Hey OP, at least you are not the register...

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