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Same thing different taste
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Need a bib?
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NUTHIN' WRONG WIT DAT
Awkward ~
weird
if the waiter isn't a close friend, why would you even consider giving him a high five? lol.
#4 True!
YDI for wasting my time Really, this isn't an FML, funny, embarrasing. Or anything. All you had to do was give him your plate. I'll bet you a gazillion dollars he didn't think about it a minute later. Also, to those saying "I didn't come here to read tragedies": You guys are the reason this site has gone down the tubes. FML USED to be where people posted bad shit that happened to them, and a funny one every now and then. Now it's just "Today, I stubbed my toe. FML" shit i say. shit
I agree with #4 to some degree. HOWEVER, this story was not funny. The end. mylifeisaverage.com = wayyy better.
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Kinda funny. What made you think it was for a high five? Have you never been out to eat before?
Well doesn't the waiter usually pick up the plate, or say something? Instead of just holding their hand out in silence?