By chaoticcupcake - 25/06/2013 15:28 - United States - Princeton

Today, a wasp flew into my car. In my frantic attempt to get away from it, I got pulled over and had to prove I was driving sober. FML
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To all those asking, I am highly allergic to bees and wasps. When I discovered I was in an enclosed space with it, my mind wasn't thinking "pull over and let it out", but rather panic. When you're scared of something, the mind doesn't always make the most logical decisions. I ended up weaving on and off the shoulder and hadn't realized a cop had his lights on behind me until he sounded his siren. I quickly pulled over and got out of my car. I had to take a breathalyzer and passed, and after explaining my ordeal, the nice man helped me get the wasp out of my car. And to those who say roll the window down: Have you ever successfully tried to get an insect out of a moving vehicle via window? I've tried this on multiple occasions and I either can't get the damned thing to go near the window, or if I do, the wind knocks them back into my car. :/

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I initially read that as "flew into my ear". Still makes sense, though...

As you open the window for the cop did the wasp fly out casually like it was never there?

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This just confirms my theory that all bees and wasps are secretly plotting against us.

Well you were sober...so no marks on your record...

aj9090 9

Same thing would have happened to me. I freaked the **** out this am when a FLY got in my car, lol. Luckily I was in the driveway still.

Sinistra_Blue 12

Just think how the wasp must have felt.

I hate things that fly and have stingers.... They tend to hurt when they sit on you... Not cool

You should've put a bees nest in the cop car and watched the cop drive:)

To #59 I could understand OP's panic if they were allergic to wasps. I'm deathly allergic to them and terrified of them. I don't doubt I might have driven as recklessly as OP, but I would have made an attempt to pull over and get the wasp out of my vehicle before it stung me and sent me into anaphylactic shock; rather than continue driving haphazardly and get pulled over.

Um next time pull over and open all the doors.

To all those asking, I am highly allergic to bees and wasps. When I discovered I was in an enclosed space with it, my mind wasn't thinking "pull over and let it out", but rather panic. When you're scared of something, the mind doesn't always make the most logical decisions. I ended up weaving on and off the shoulder and hadn't realized a cop had his lights on behind me until he sounded his siren. I quickly pulled over and got out of my car. I had to take a breathalyzer and passed, and after explaining my ordeal, the nice man helped me get the wasp out of my car. And to those who say roll the window down: Have you ever successfully tried to get an insect out of a moving vehicle via window? I've tried this on multiple occasions and I either can't get the damned thing to go near the window, or if I do, the wind knocks them back into my car. :/

jessicajackson_fml 8

I've gotten tons of bugs out open widows xD sorry for your bad luck!

Who told you to burn fireworks in your cousin's birdhouse?

His/her cousin put a firecracker in HER birdhouse and she didn't want them too, not the other way around...

joeja69 6

totally feel for you there, having been violently alergic to wasp stings since i was 5 i can really appreciate the panic setting in lol

LiliK_fml 21

I'm not allergic to wasps but I am terrified of them so I can sort of understand your pain. Glad the cop was understanding and helpful after you explained your situation :)