By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

Patrick:Firmly grasp it. You got step one done op.

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sugarshane007 20

Excuse me while I hit this fly! OW! Son of a!

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Enslaved 36

For years I used to think the lyrics were: Excuse me while I kiss-- this guy instead of kiss the sky. I know the lyrics now but still sing it that way in my head. :P

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Doodleoodlebug 18

On a live version Hendrix does sing "kiss this guy" =]

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greenie213 23

That's when you go into zen perfect stillness mode. It'll eventually fly off. Or it will make a nest.

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BrandiLush 31

Or it will kill you. Those flying bastards freak me out.

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Enslaved 36

Did it leave you in a "Purple Haze"?

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HowieDoIt 21

I'd say it took off in more of "flight of the bumblebee" style

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mikeymayhem_87 15

OP would probably rather light the wasp on fire instead of his guitar

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Tempest151 11

That smart little bastard has been planning it's move for it's entire life, or a few days same difference.

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wjh100 13

wait guitars have handles? since when?

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machiavelli2 5

Umm, I think you are doing your guitar smashes wrong, aren't you supposed to use the base of the guitar?

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