By texasrose921 - 26/01/2015 11:29 - United States - Momence

Today, a weird friend of my father's decided to visit us. Our house isn't very big, so when he went to the bathroom, I could hear everything. He didn't wash his hands after a massive dump, and when he came out of the bathroom he patted my face. FML
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Hi, I wrote this FML. Have any of you ever seen an older friend of the family you haven't seen in a while? They've most likely said something like, "Oh, how you've grown!" Or given you a compliment, and then given you a hug or patted you on the head. That's what happened with this guy. He was commenting on a compliment my dad gave me, and decided to pat my face, like a much older uncle would. It wasn't in any weird, predator way. But it was gross. And yes I scrubbed my face with anti-bacterial soap right after.

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granCanyon 12

I'm afraid an acid bath is the only way.

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Anonymous6790 2

I would yell at him and make him stand in the bathroom till he wash his hands

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Matheo_fml 21

Either scream loud or tell him modestly, but you NEED to say something!!!

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kieralumina 30

is it bad that I'm the type of person who would have just asked him if the soap was empty or pointed out that he didn't wash his hands? we have soap in there for a reason.

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Freda92 12

Well, he probably hadn't touched anything (meaning he hadn't washed/wiped his butt...). At least I hope so...

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bp94 8

That is horrid and rank. Hope you scrubbed your face after

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