By texasrose921 - 26/01/2015 11:29 - United States - Momence

Today, a weird friend of my father's decided to visit us. Our house isn't very big, so when he went to the bathroom, I could hear everything. He didn't wash his hands after a massive dump, and when he came out of the bathroom he patted my face. FML
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Hi, I wrote this FML. Have any of you ever seen an older friend of the family you haven't seen in a while? They've most likely said something like, "Oh, how you've grown!" Or given you a compliment, and then given you a hug or patted you on the head. That's what happened with this guy. He was commenting on a compliment my dad gave me, and decided to pat my face, like a much older uncle would. It wasn't in any weird, predator way. But it was gross. And yes I scrubbed my face with anti-bacterial soap right after.

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granCanyon 12

I'm afraid an acid bath is the only way.

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kirbs19 37

I just threw up a little in my mouth... YUCK!

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unidentifieduser 23

Make sure to scrub the first few layers of your facial skin off. Who knows what kind of bacteria penetrated your skin.

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ndnpride88 25

Go to the bathroom take a shit and do it back to him lol. Sorry op

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granCanyon 12

That's risky. What if he's into coprophilia?

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lyricalservant 21

OP did mention that he's weird and i don't think OP is weird enough to pull that off

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granCanyon 12

I'm afraid an acid bath is the only way.

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DrChimpNipples 6

that guy sounds like a shit stain

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DjeePee 24

Well, he didn't wipe with his hands, did he?

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xninix_fml 36

That doesn't matter it's still really disgusting.

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CaliCassanova 14

With all the germs your immune system must be in the shiter!

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immaMonsta 8

Ugh. I'll never understand why some people don't wash their hands. So gross. I hope you washed your face with some cleanser OP.

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iAmPaul 49

Who the hell pats someone's FACE?

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iAmPaul 49

Apparently you two don't understand the concept of a rhetorical question.

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