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By v1k1rox - 05/03/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML

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v1k1rox 12

Thursday 6 March 2014 15:52

This is the second time someone tried to rob me well living in NYC you know things like that happen. I didn't notice until after she pushed me that something was fishy. She tried to go into my bag first then into my pocket when she discovered there was nothing in my bag. She failed, I wish she didn't run away so I can get her arrested.

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fooltemptress 36

Thursday 6 March 2014 8:20

She wasn't trying to steal from you. She just wanted you to tithe to the church.

Zack6849 8

Thursday 6 March 2014 8:20

Mandatory donations to the church are the best kind!

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deemarie13 14

Saturday 8 March 2014 16:58

I swear we are not all like that.

Waspinator1998 21

Saturday 8 March 2014 20:51

N00b's pickpocket skill wasn't levelled highly enough.

shucks101 11

Sunday 9 March 2014 0:18

I hope you kicked her dumb a**

Asstarotte 7

Sunday 9 March 2014 15:27

I wish those kinds of people would just piss off.but you know people can do whatever they want as long as they regret it at confessional.

DeeDeeJay 15

Monday 10 March 2014 6:02

At least you caught her in time

cXXkilljoyXXx 3

Tuesday 11 March 2014 2:02

stranger danger.

JesusOfNazareth 16

Sunday 15 June 2014 5:46

Damnit Jehovah's Witness. Go to someone else's door. And by door I mean pocket.

ermahgerd1236 6

Sunday 7 December 2014 23:01

What about tho shalt not steal, that religious freak

BlondePsycho 43

Sunday 4 January 2015 3:21

The lord giveth and the lord taketh away.

toxic324x 17

Tuesday 3 February 2015 18:44

You should of slapped her and said "Bitch, that's not what Jesus would do!"

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