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By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 20:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML

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By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By Nobody - 17/10/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML

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By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML

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By Mr_Jah - 04/07/2016 20:33 - United States - Boerne

Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML

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By imwithapples22 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML

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604 11

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:06

If you chose to spend the last of your money on a haircut, you kinda deserved it...

cacheson 41

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:28

Sounds like not her fault... hope the haircut helps you get a better job!

Comments

stasyrene 14

Wednesday 1 February 2017 6:42

Woah! Someone in Wyoming got published!! Never thought it would happen.

Allie614032 34

Wednesday 1 February 2017 7:43

If you had so little money, why wouldn't you just cut your hair yourself?

tranced_ 45

Wednesday 1 February 2017 8:47

it'll grow back!

alvarny 17

Wednesday 1 February 2017 9:38

everything, including your pride, your dignity and your better judgement....

jcash52426 5

Wednesday 1 February 2017 12:54

Bald is beautiful!!!

Twisted_Angel 17

Wednesday 1 February 2017 14:41

Um... are you balding and just wanted to speed up the process? If so, you could have shaved it off yourself. A haircut should never be more than $20. If that's all you had left in this world, you have bigger problems than your haircut.

undebatable52419 5

Wednesday 1 February 2017 18:26

ever occured to you to save that money for something important and cut your own hair?

archerbea 4

Wednesday 1 February 2017 21:02

Least she didn't take your life.

Sharall 10

Wednesday 1 February 2017 21:46

Lol. I see this is from Wyoming. I'm in Cheyenne. I do nails at a hair salon here. Hope it wasn't us lol!

Nikitasue92 7

Friday 3 February 2017 4:50

dramatic much?

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