Work: Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said,...

By morenita27 - 21/12/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER - 20/07/2013 17:47 - United States - Sherwood

Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 23:00

Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML

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By heretoserve - 27/09/2014 04:22 - United States - Winchester

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

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By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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Wait, what?

By HereToLaughAtU - 18/11/2014 04:16 - United States - Des Moines

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

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By retailshell - 28/01/2015 15:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hoped whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch." Okay then. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 16:26 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

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Psychotic_EGG 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 8:51

ugh. I hate ignorant people.

MagicMushrooms 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 8:55

Something tells me that woman didn't pass yr 2 maths.

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banacafalata 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 14:23

perhaps she thought you meant a baker's dozen, which is 13. Otherwise she is very dumb.

Everon 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 14:25

Oh my gosh people amaze me

risforrrrcuhh 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 15:29

How is this an FML? You got a stupid customer at a work place that you deal with the public at, are you really surprised?

imnother 2

Tuesday 21 December 2010 15:31

Ummkay, so alot of ppl are arguing about the bakers dozen and the reagular dozen. As MOST ppl know they're not the same thing so the op was right to say" ok a dozen" bcuz she/he meant the reg. dozen.

TrollFeeder 10

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:36

How do you know? When you assume you make ass of u and me.

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 21 December 2010 15:34

Social Democracy is more compassionate than capitalism. Despite claims to the contrary, trickle down theory never worked - most of the improvement in the poor's situation was caused by socialist initiatives such as National Insurance, benefits and free education.