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By iliana74 - 20/04/2016 16:07 - United States - Hamilton

Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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You deserved it 173

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By I Know How to Pick'em - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Beaverton

Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 866

You deserved it 2 692

By slypher25aussie - 09/11/2012 07:26 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 641

You deserved it 2 385

By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 061

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 14:09 - Hong Kong

Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 8 961

By Raiders4ever - 21/10/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

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You deserved it 24 985

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 154

You deserved it 2 807

The heat is on

By Emma - 17/03/2021 22:59

Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML

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You deserved it 113

Hell no

By Notyourstepmom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 090

You deserved it 4 567

adkim78 17

Thursday 21 April 2016 7:21

my mom and my brother have the opposite problem. Asian moms never age, I guess..

miranda9202 15

Thursday 21 April 2016 7:40

Its also kind of an insult since OP was basically told that she looked old.

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Foxtrot813 8

Sunday 24 April 2016 23:57

Hey guys, this FML is suspiciously like a dramatized version of one I posted earlier (wife shows woman pictures of me and her, woman asks if I am my wife's son). Maybe it's just coincidence, but if I am the OP. then for those of you wondering, I am 24 and my wife is 27. My wife more or less looks her age (but still very pretty) while I could be mistaken for a high school student (especially in a picture). Ironically for a few of the comments in this thread, my wife is Asian and I am White (maybe the woman was trying to correct for this and went to far?).

jvanevery 19

Monday 25 April 2016 13:38

you go girl

Twisted_Angel 17

Friday 29 April 2016 19:00

My boyfriend has a baby face if he shaves. He goes from looking his age to looking almost illegal. I've never had that happen. I'd probably laugh and tell her to scram if it did though. He would too.