By slypher25aussie - 09/11/2012 07:26 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
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raycj 1

Or maybe he was bouncing on the couches like Tom Cruise and that made him seem like a kid.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Maybe he just looks exceptionally young? :p

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Killersrage 5

Time for someone a bit older looking?

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ChakatBlackstar 29

#3 Or maybe someone assumed two guys hanging out would be related to each other rather then be a couple.

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theten_fml 9

The man is just lying to himself. He can't accept the fact that you're unavailable for a relationship. Yeah... That's it.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

Why would you dump someone just because they look younger than you? As long as they aren't actually younger than you(Or, atleast, not too much), there isn't anything wrong with it.

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docscientist 9

Or a child did head upstairs, the salesman saw that op appeared to be searching for someone and assumed she was looking for her 'kid'.

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Dairyking 8

14, I'm not sure if you were talking to 1 or 3, but in any case, what was the grammatical mistake? Either you misread, or I'm just blind. I don't see a problem with the grammar contained in either of their comments. .-.

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Dairyking 8

Or, if you were referring to 3 saying "she," this is not a grammatical error; it is merely a lack of attention to detail. I, myself, hadn't realized that OP was a guy until I saw other comments.

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cobi45 2

Nope, that phrase is used pretty much every day. "looks older", sure, but "older looking" is used all the time as well.

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Unibear 1

That mustve been a fun conversation in the future..

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Maybe he just looks exceptionally young? :p

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Vimy 6

Yeah well, my mom looks so much younger than her age that a cashier thought my 40 year old mom and my 14 year old brother were a couple. Like what the heck is up with that? I should write an FML about this and see if it gets accepted...

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AKGirlinSD 20

I'm with 4. I was asked the same damn thing when my now ex-fiance and I went to open a joint bank account. The funny part is, now he looks 10 years older than me. But back then, in '07, he had a baby face. I felt like a cougar at age 23 and he was only 22.

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1blinktink 4

You used past tense talking about the future... I don't understand life.

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raycj 1

Or maybe he was bouncing on the couches like Tom Cruise and that made him seem like a kid.

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P374RD3D 9

^Yes, very good. Now, can you say "Matt Damon?"

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xSonic 9

Matt Damon. Can I get a cookie? XD ..wait, you weren't talking to me? Okay... :(

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

"He's just got..." = "He is just got..." Also, how did he just acquire a baby face? Did he go to, like, Babies R Us and buy a reusable baby face?

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jackien1 6

That just means he appears young, his face does not reflect his age. And seriously? That = thing? Don't you speak English where you're from?

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

75- 1. "He's" has two contraction forms: • He's already been to school today; He has already been to school today. • He's at school; He is at school. Thus making my comment grammatically correct. 2. A "baby face" is a term to describe someone who is not an actual infant but has a younger look to them. Now please, just royally **** off.

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fml121785 14

75- It's "He has got" which could also be written as "he's got". I hate when people are being grammar nazis and try to make someone look wrong when they are actually using correct grammar! lol No, actually I love it because it makes them sound so dumb! Haha **** your life 75!

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Mister_Triangle 21

Maybe he's Andy Milonakis

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Bliss391 7

I don't think he said that because the way he looked, probably because he was acting childish.

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amandajlucas2015 2

Y is she getting thumbed down for this.. This is probably really Wut the salesman meant

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missalkali 8

I don't know, but you're getting thumbed down because the grammar and spelling in that comment are atrocious. how hard is it to write words out fully? I understand using "u" instead of you now and again, but that ^ is overdoing it

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Screwie 25

I expected him to be caught having sex in public, somewhere where beds are available with some random chick. It turned out to be better than what I had imagined.

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ALlamaOnFire 20

He wouldn't 'have sex with a random chick' seeing as he is gay.

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kirbeaar 19

He could be bisexual.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Are people that trashy?

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NagainaFier 16

Considering you can get a hooker in damn near any back ally in any city, yes, people can be that trashy.

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Bakarra 22

maybe there's a height difference or something, but who cares as long as they enjoy each others company?

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AussieChild 22

Maybe the salesperson is just a moron?? People always think that there's 8 or 9 years difference between my fiancé and I- they think it's disgusting that a 25 year old would date a 16 year old... Even though we are both 21 and I'm only 2 months younger.

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