Kids: Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and...

By whatthewhat - 18/11/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 19:16

Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML

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anglicdvil524 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 23:15

Wow sounds like SOMEONE is conceited. FYL indeed...

txgirl09 5

Wednesday 18 November 2009 23:22

Go back and tell the manager. Anyone stupid enough to assume you were soliciting them in the middle of a toy store with a child is a jackass. Especially when you were pointing to the sign.

Comments

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 18 November 2009 23:30

Yeah, right. Your finger was pointing to the tank but your eyes were stuck on her chest.

blland 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 23:41

you are stupid also

Luckster 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 23:35

Someone who behaves like that in a toy store where many children are present should be fired on the spot! YDI badly if you didn't report her behavior!

TooBored13 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 2:01

Seconded 16. Report her and chew out her manager, make sure he fires her. Anyone that stupid doesn't deserve a job.

repyourcliche 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 17:45

"chew out her manager"? lol intentional pun, or...?

DeathcoreDashie 11

Saturday 25 January 2014 17:09

^ won the internet.

Starfire22 5

Wednesday 18 November 2009 23:45

OMG that was funny we kno what HER side business is lmao!

letthemxeatcake 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 23:47

Psychotic much?

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 0:10

wow the person is a perv for callin u a perv

batosai33 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 0:17

report her for offering herself for the night

Renegade0816 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 0:24

omg I'm cracking up. Was she even attractive?

g_love_glove 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 0:25

Neither FYL or YDI... it's FHL for having a dirty mind in a toy shop. How else could she jump to that conclusion in those circumstances unless she had hookers on the brain?

perdix 29

Thursday 19 November 2009 0:30

If you didn't have your kid with you, she'd have said, "Five hundred bucks plus cab fare."

Witchcraft_fml 4

Thursday 19 November 2009 4:40

Either way, there will be sucking and squealing tonight.

perdix 29

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:14

And high-pitched voices. . . whether it be the effect of the speed of sound in helium, or a hard kick to the testicles during a tricky Kama Sutra move.