Heh. You probably should have phrased that a little differently. xD At least you know what she has on her mind. You did steer your daughter away from her while referring to her as a "slutty pervert," right? Oh, and drop a line to her superiors - getting her sorry ass canned might not be a bad idea.

Toy shop employees give it up easily, no joke. I was once with this chick who sold me Monopoly. Later that night, I was screwing her over the board. Let's just say that she was the bank keeper, and I made a deposit!

Even though she misunderstood you. She could of been cool about it and said a random amount. People these days take things way to seriously even though their wrong and crazy in the head. Don't flatter yourself lady you work in a toystore.

She was just jealous 'cause she applied to be a prostitute and didn't get the job.

that just blows.

Wow, I bet that woman was embarrassed after you told her you meant the helium tank! If your daughter wasn't there, I would've thought this was funny and that the person who should really feel humiliated was the woman, but because your daughter was there, and had to listen to some lady cuss you out for no good reason, yeah, that sucks.

I think that you should be specific ;)

This is why women should not work outside the house. They are so full of themselves that they turn any comment or question into something sexual. Weather it is on purpose or by sheer stupidity.

WTF why didnt she THINK about what you obviously meant?!

Don't children's parties usually happen during the day?