Miscellaneous: Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking...

By Parusu - 13/02/2014 00:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone, I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl, claiming, "I did it for the Vine!" FML

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By ireallylikecats - 22/04/2015 13:31 - United States

Today, I saw a lady with a stroller in the park. She stopped at the water fountain and got a drink, then left without her baby. I ran to the stroller and started rolling it after her. Two grown men attacked me, accusing me of trying to steal said baby. Turns out it was a baby doll. FML

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By mother to an ugly doll - 04/09/2013 18:10 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car window got smashed, because someone somehow confused the doll my daughter always leaves strapped into a carseat for an actual kid. It's a cabbage patch kid. FML

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Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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The road to hell

By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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Fight Club Penguin

By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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Help!

By LGFLIPSTER - 31/08/2009 03:32 - Canada

Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind me she called, "Can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her unload bags. She began hitting me, screaming, "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 20:09 - United States

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML

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Thursday 13 February 2014 9:24

Wow. That's what this generation has come to.

ImmaEatYouXx 10

Thursday 13 February 2014 9:26

Well let's hope she doesn't become a teen mother...

Comments

somuchfeels 11

Thursday 13 February 2014 19:26

This will bring humanity to its knees.

lazymaze 3

Thursday 13 February 2014 19:30

Lol it's funny cuz it's on vine

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 14 April 2016 2:12

So if somebody did something like that to you "for the vine", would you be laughing?

ashjo 12

Thursday 13 February 2014 19:55

LOL

tjw1616 21

Thursday 13 February 2014 20:27

the **** is the vine?

uhnevermind 24

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:12

Vines are 6-second videos geared towards immature teenagers and young adults with absolutely nothing better to do.

jeriaslovesyou 16

Thursday 13 February 2014 20:37

Wow, she's just an idiot.

calucalay 13

Thursday 13 February 2014 21:06

got any scratches on the car? any horrible emotional problems from the fear it caused you? sue. im not for suing people willy nilly but i honestly think the only way that this child will learn that what she did was wrong would be to make her feel as though she is in deep shit.

TheCrispyCat 20

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:43

I hate my generation even more solely because of Vine.

msassman 4

Thursday 13 February 2014 22:46

I'd chase after her and rip her a new one

awilliams44 9

Thursday 13 February 2014 23:06

u got lucky

badluckalex 23

Friday 14 February 2014 3:31

this isnt even the worst thing ive heard about relating to vine. I watched a vine where this guy set the hair on his head on fire... this generation is just sad