Miscellaneous: Help!

Help!

By LGFLIPSTER - 31/08/2009 03:32 - Canada

Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind me she called, "Can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her unload bags. She began hitting me, screaming, "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML

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By bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

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Weird old lady of the day

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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You deserved it 3 256

By WTF is all I ask - 27/07/2012 23:55 - United States - Mcallen

Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML

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You deserved it 2 493

By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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Stranger Danger!

By tried to help - 07/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML

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You deserved it 658

By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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The road to hell

By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:02 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML

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You deserved it 4 097

Darling_Cherry 5

Monday 31 August 2009 9:14

Hilarious. That'll teach you to make yourself useful!

Calaura9 0

Monday 31 August 2009 9:18

You sound like a sweet guy. I love sweet innocent guys... mmmmmm....

Comments

Darling_Cherry 5

Monday 31 August 2009 9:14

Hilarious. That'll teach you to make yourself useful!

iflylo01 0

Monday 31 August 2009 10:02

very witty comment, i love it.

FenderYK 0

Monday 31 August 2009 11:28

That reminds me of the time I saw Spy-Kids 3D. I was really excited to see it, but then at the ticket counter I realized I forgot my wallet in the car. So I ran into the car, got my ticket and watched Spy Kids :)

timtam24 0

Monday 31 August 2009 11:40

wth?

LewJH 0

Monday 31 August 2009 14:38

HAHAH.

jennayyycx3 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:11

ahhahahaha

22jrdn55 15

Monday 31 August 2009 21:45

# 24 how is this even related?

michael32123 0

Friday 5 February 2010 5:54

#24 is an epic win

Sista92359 24

Sunday 5 October 2014 3:41

I don't get it

joHnnycsU 0

Monday 31 August 2009 9:17

Did she even look at you?

Calaura9 0

Monday 31 August 2009 9:18

You sound like a sweet guy. I love sweet innocent guys... mmmmmm....

foXiekatt 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 19:01

i agreee, very sweet & gentleman of u.

angel55033 12

Wednesday 1 September 2010 10:47

throwing yourself at a guy for his fml , lol wow

ArbiterOfFML 24

Sunday 25 June 2017 3:12

well this thread is ******.

scifi 0

Monday 31 August 2009 9:18

Shoulda made eye contact. But didn't she notice you were putting the stuff in her car?

caticaticati 3

Monday 31 August 2009 10:39

It says she asked for whoever to help take groceries OUT of the car, unless it was a typo and OP meant cart. Or if I missed the 't' the few times I reread it.