Animals: Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed....

By birdguts - 31/01/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

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By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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The proposal

By Still No Ring - 15/06/2016 21:49 - United States - Lisbon

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By purrfect :/ - 07/07/2016 22:34

Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By oh.geez - 05/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML

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YES!

By spitball101 - 12/01/2014 05:26 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML

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Time doesn't always heal

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 09:30 - Israel - Ramat Gan

Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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beastin34 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:06

early wedding gift

forthepainx3 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:00

aw, how romantic

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lamiaoccisor 0

Monday 31 January 2011 18:48

it's was a gift to you, how cute

ChibiGirl5 0

Monday 31 January 2011 19:08

today I got proposed to FML WTF lol that's not an FML

bananamonkee 0

Monday 31 January 2011 19:29

meow..... if you two get married this isn't the only thing that'll be dead hahahhah jk congratulations

dellama10 0

Monday 31 January 2011 19:46

YDI for using '2 years' and 'finally proposed' in the same sentence. save for a few situations, that's not really a long time to have to wait. so unless a) you're both members of a religion that encourages young/quick marriage ( i have some friends in this situation) b) you have a kid with him (which i think OP would have mentioned) c) you moved in together right off the bat (in which case ydi anyways) or d) you'd known each other/been close friends for a long period of time before dating you should try to be a little more patient. sounds to me like he waited a reasonable amount of time, and maybe even jumped the gun a little (perhaps to get a nagging monkey that sounds like OP off of his back?) also, ydi for having a cat.

Olay_JnAY 0

Monday 31 January 2011 19:52

your cat also been waiting for this moment....you dont know how long she been keeping that bird for you! Be greatful it didnt eat the rest even though it really wanted to... But no... No.. She saved it for your ungrateful tail!

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Monday 31 January 2011 20:29

He "finally" proposed after 2 years? 2 years is certainly a decent length of time to be together, but it's not like he waited 7 years to propose or anything.