Love: Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee...

By brie - 02/11/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee shop. Being nice, I said hi. He turned around, looked at me, and said, "Thank God I broke up with you. You look like a hot mess!" before getting up and walking out with his model girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2021 04:59

Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I checked my ex's profile for the first time since we broke up a few months ago. He's dating a girl who's so pretty, and he looks so happy. He started dating her about 3 weeks after we broke up and when I broke up with him he wasn't upset at all. He had been ignoring me for weeks, and forgot our anniversary. FML

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By Foster_Em - 04/07/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML

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By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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Keeping up with the Joneses

By Eva - 10/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I met my ex from the college, and he invited me to dinner. Back then, he was rude and a bit abusive, but I agreed anyway. The man I saw today is loving, caring and fun, with a good job, and I really liked his wife. On the other hand, I'm between jobs, and my relationship's turned into the utter bore. FML

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By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:23

*throws coffee at face* "Now you're a hot mess too, asshole!"

corbendo 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:20

Did you still get your coffee?

Comments

TheGreenArrow 3

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:24

Maybe the kid is right you might be ugly

curlypink1214 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:36

Awww sweety he's a jerk!

margie2194 12

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:37

Tyra banks. High school dropout.

bzofcin12 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:43

WTF this guy is a total fag

escadoo 3

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:47

You should've spilled your hot coffee on his lap. Look who has a hot mess now!!

boner_till_icoll 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:51

u should've gave him ur bad finger ..

DEADMANWALKING13 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 4:04

I got a shoulder to cry on. And when he means hot mess he means ur so hot he's a mess.

CosmicBlush 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:36

Ouch, I hope she was a model for Kibble and Bits..

vwmkvgirl 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 6:42

Some people love more than others because they have more to give. Who are you to judge how the op feels? Sure there is a difference between love and in love, but just because he obviously doesn't feel the same way doesn't mean she isn't still IN love with him. Wether it is in her best interests isn't for any of us to say. Nor is it right for you to say everyone else is an idiot for thinking its a dumb idea to still care.