By brie - 02/11/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee shop. Being nice, I said hi. He turned around, looked at me, and said, "Thank God I broke up with you. You look like a hot mess!" before getting up and walking out with his model girlfriend. FML
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DocBastard 38

*throws coffee at face* "Now you're a hot mess too, asshole!"

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corbendo 3

Did you still get your coffee?

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leadman1989 15

Could have been worse could have been his model BOYFRIEND...

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BellaMarta 19

At least he said you were hot. Kinda.

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xxJonaKillsxx 8

Don't sweat him IP, I've been there. My ex rubbed her "perfect" new boyfriend in my face, knowing I was single. But them he cheated on her and I ended up with an amazing girlfriend. Cheer up, he'll get what he deserves :)

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TimysterGates 15

A mess eh? On the bright side.. A hot mess! He called you hot!!! yay. seriously, forget about the douche and his "I'm so pretty on the outside" girlfriend.

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crazychick1269 7

We need more guys like you in America!

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herpitydurteedur 0

Maybe she should eat makeup so she can be pretty on the inside too XD

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xxJonaKillsxx 8

OP*lol damn auto correct xD

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accidentaldiva 0

Yea... That's pretty messed up. He could have jus said "hi" and moved on instead of being an asshole to impress his new girlfriend.

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catharsis5 9

I'm curious why of all the things that he could say like "Hi" or "How's it going", the first thing he said that "I'm happy that I broke up with you?" Maybe his model-girlfriend is a b****?

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Epikouros 31

I think you misunderstood your ex. He must have said: "Thank God I woke up next to you. You look like a hot Miss!"

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