By brie - 02/11/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee shop. Being nice, I said hi. He turned around, looked at me, and said, "Thank God I broke up with you. You look like a hot mess!" before getting up and walking out with his model girlfriend. FML
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DocBastard 38

*throws coffee at face* "Now you're a hot mess too, asshole!"

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corbendo 3

Did you still get your coffee?

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maidofawesome 0

Well do you still love him now?

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leadman1989 15

Probably. Girls like jerks

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Jaxx66 21

Not all girls. I like nerds. They usually aren't mean, unless you go for the elitist approach....

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#146 Me too! I have never been into jerks. Nerds are where it's at.

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Btlr7 0

If you still love someone who's such a dick after 3 years then he actually must be right, you are a mess!

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beebeeL 1

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

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beebeeL 1

Btw, you idiots who are saying "you are a mess if you still love him" if you TRULY ever loved someone you never stop loving themn you are just not IN love w them anymore, 2 seperate things & goes to show NONE Of you including OP really knows what love is!

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ikickgingers 15

16 / You sound like the jilted ex who's hiding in the bushes... Professing your undying love for the man who didn't love you enough while you playback the infrared videos of your latest victim err I mean ex.

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Nutty4Muffs 3

What's so wrong with that kicky? I'd love the attention.

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nivek2120 8

What Nicholas Sparks book did you read that out of?? It's called moving forward with your life and doing something not getting hung up on someone else's life!

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SkardeyKat 3

Have YOU ever been in love and then have them be a total jerk, beat you, maybe cheat on you while you are pregnant? Trust me, it is possible to 100% hate the guts of someone you once loved with your whole heart. Relationships sometimes aren't all kitten farts and unicorn burps like you think it will be as a teenager.

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Jaxx66 21

*goes into a chorus of "have you ever loved a woman"*

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jigsawbanana 0

well thank God his sorry ass isnt with you anymore! he probably didn't deserve you anyway. whatta dick.

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13FMYLIFE 0

"You're a hot mess and I'm fallin for you!" oh.. I think he got the line wrong....

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MyEpicDemise 7

You should've made a comeback by saying, "Yeah, I'm glad I broke up with you too. You barely lasted 5 seconds in bed."

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saIty 17

Your ex is just dating a plastic Barbie doll, who'll take all his shit soon. If you want revenge steal his Xbox/PS3 and watch him cry.

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DocBastard 38

Are you assuming all models are vapid, empty shells who rely on looks alone to get by? Brooke Shields: graduated with honors from Princeton Cindy Crawford: valedictorian of her high school class Iman: speaks five languages You're obviously right.

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saIty 17

No I was just assuming that he was dating a girl who looks like Snooki.

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xcarxcrashx 9

Because people routinely refer to people who look like Snookie as models.

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starcristen 3

Not all models, just the one who dates a guy who would be so cruel to his ex, right in front of her, and then walk out with him. Doesn't seem like a smart girl to me considering he's showing what he'll be capable of doing when they eventually break up

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twofirstnames 12

Why would you still be in love to that?! What a dick.

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rubyinseattle 1

Anyone who talks like that to you is not worth pining over!! Seriously! He'd only treat you like shit if you married him and who needs that? Life's too short.

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