By ifunnybatman - 22/03/2016 04:03 - United States - Roswell

Today, after a DNA test and getting his sperm count checked, my husband still doesn't believe our son is his. He was kicked in the nuts several times as a child, something he believes has rendered him infertile. FML
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ifunnybatman tells us more.

ifunnybatman 8

My husband had actually wanted kids more than I did. We were together 5 years before marriage he had never mentioned this before and we didn't have unprotected sex until the night we were married. Our son is 4 and these accusations sprung up after he read some stupid mock article about how one blow to the jewels can completely ruin a guy. I actually considered him rather smart up until this point Lol. He tried to claim he was joking once all the test came back but I know he wasn't. He hasn't treated our son any different though thank God. Anyway sorry for the long reply anymore questions I'll try to answer them. TL;DR: Husband is an idiot tried to play it off like a joke didn't work.

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Top comments

luther48 20

Studies show in 99.99% of cases, sex was the leading cause of children.

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BlackHawkSavior 28

That's just a blatant excuse to not take responsibility for the child he made, too many fathers in this day and age do this and it's just sickening

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Comments

pjsr 32

We all got hit or kicked in the nuts lots of times - it's just something boys do to each other. If it made you infertile, there'd be no human race.

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pjsr 32

It takes a kicking and keeps on schticking!

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Axel5238 29

I want to feel bad, but there must've been some signs he was like this before you got married. This isn't stuff that just pops up outta nowhere.

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Calingaladha 21

Yeah, kick him in the nuts a few more times so nobody will have this issue from him again.

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vikky538 28

Its time to kick him in nuts one last time. Sometimes the brain stays right next to nuts for few men

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toba122 12

I wonder how many people he's knocked up thinking that.

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Reihna_fml 14

In this case, it sounds like the DNA source of your child is not father material. DNA donation aside, you can do better for your son than to have this "man" in his life.

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Seabass_Chan 33

Was he also kicked several times in the head? Fingers crossed that your son inherited more from you, OP!

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