Love: Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a... - FML

By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:01

Sounds like you won.

perdix 29

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:04

You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

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LifesJusGreat 7

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:42

Suree Chris Brown.. (But I didnt mean to punch her in the face) Ya Right!!

usmcbunny 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:42

Poop. I don't know why the fighting part was relevant, unless you were attempting to show irony.. But, wow. That is horrible, and I honestly feel for you and her. Your guilt must be pretty bad at this moment, and her pain is probably just as profound xD

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:52

The fight is relevant because she's not likely to believe it was an accident. They'll probably wind up fighting again soon, and he already feels like crap for hurting her.

usmcbunny 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 18:32

I highly doubt she believes he did it on purpose, considering the hugging and making up.

SoulessRed 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:43

I <3 irony

Lorysa 11

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:43

Ouch! : ( FYL, but mainly FHL. Yeeeouch, it hurts even thinking about that.

mmdw3834 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:47

good the bitch deserved it trying to argue with u

SteelersBaby 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 12:08

you're an asshole

slimpickens 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:45

yea bo

1d1r1a1g1o1n 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:48

She deserved it.

281go 4

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:53

that sucks... no more hand jobs for you....... ha just playing

lolusux 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:54

Accidentally or "accidentally"?

goatfeathers 1

Sunday 4 July 2010 2:05

Yes, she's going to punch him when she's got two broken fingers.

dopebaby420 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 2:06

Hahah at which point you shouldve yelled, "TAKE THAT BITCH, I WIN!"

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