By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sounds like you won.

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perdix 29

You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

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furburger 0

If you broke her texting fingers, she may have to get some tips from that chick that uses her nipples. Good times are on the way!

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loski87 4

you did it on purpose

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Heartbreak1 0

you sir f****** up

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Khailey_xo 0

Today, as I was walking my dog around my new neighborhood when he decides to chase a cat. In the end I had four stitches and a great first impression for my hot neighbor two houses down the street from mine. FML

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furburger 0

73 - Don't be a creeper : ) Btw, I love your pic too. It must be your hairdo.

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jesssssssss_fml 0

so you  make it better, then "crush" you go  and she  bet you feel like 

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Thegreatflyer 1

way to go you asshat. In the end you lost.

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