By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sounds like you won.

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perdix 29

You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sounds like you won.

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DarkHelmet 10

I'd call that a unanimous decision victory my friend!!

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RyanG_21 0

haha yeah I guess you win after all

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ThatsJustMii 0

hahaha.. nope I think in the end he will lose

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dont_stop_believ 0

smoooth man she is "so" lucky to have you. lol

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SqueakyBootz 0

Looks like someone isn't getting sexy time for many weeks.

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princess09 3

haha are u sure it was on accident ;)

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therealdavid 0

in soviet russia. door slams u

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bubbarific 0

haha no pussy fo u

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Averizzle 0

Just say sorry and take her to the hospital. I bet she would appreciate that more than you posting the incident on fml..

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brandon425 1

in soviet Russia they kill you for atrocious grammar. Bye

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ArtIsResistance7 1

59 - You said bye. Are the Soviets coming to get you for that post?

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Football_5tar_JR 0

Watch out ladies, Mr.Smooth is probably single now.

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smiles4life 1

right.... an "accident"

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Mumbellosity711 0

lol at 25. damn straight

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r6_fml 4

sounds like he told her twice in one move

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boating_guy 33

well shit, I guess u won but u might have lost sex for a little while

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leadrunner751 3

"accidentally". yeah let's go with that.

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Thawn 0

what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? nothing. you already told her twice!

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shyguy623 0

his prize? no more handjobs yay! lol but seroisly op let her win this one

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theChupacabras 0

that'll teach her not to disagree with you.

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chimpsndip 0

you should listen to puberty bop. it's like kids bop only it's not

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Bloodberry 0

oh no. he actually loses since she won't be able to make him sandwiches! D; jk but seriously, it's more like fhl. :

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priscilla_28 5

Sounds to me like you really hadn't let it go.

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ladiesman14 0

what are you going to tell the cops ?

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Yousuck24 21

"Today, I had a huge, dramatic fight with my boyfriend. We decided to drop the issue and hug each other. 20 seconds later he broke 2 of my fingers. FML.

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perdix 29

You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

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Pinkgal123 24

Wow.... You never dated before have you?

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nikkkkkki 0

well so much for making up lol

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Ferretface 13

How did you accidentaly "slam" her hand into a car door?

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Darrus 0

"in", not "into" ;)

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seldom66 16

ouch dude that freakin bloows! fyl

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