By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sounds like you won.

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perdix 29

You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

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tangyterp83 0

right it was an "accident". sounds believable.

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DAN7IEL 2

yeah he technically lost..... 2 broken fingers = she can call you an abusive boyfriend= dad with shotgun an bad temper jkjk that just sucks..... hope you work it out?!?

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CallMeHush 0

OP, you pulled off a win and a loss at the same time. Since a handjob is now out of the question, I'm sure you're glad that you didn't break her jaw. LOL

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MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0

dam...you won't be gettin any pussy for a minute.

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Kadz184 0

aww the hugging part was cute but FAIL the last part . NEVER BREAK ANY PART ON A WOMEN'S BODY . <-- lesson learned

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laitselec2000 0

...it hurts...

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hoopstar15 0

no she only has one arm. op took the other arm away in a previous argument

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mrmaks18 7

op the fight didn't have to be large dramatic and in the parking lot and worst of all it was your car so all I can say is your evil and that apology sounded insincere

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