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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By vibexeno - 31/01/2022 11:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, I opened my front door to see that someone else's McDonald's was delivered to me overnight, but the food was all moldy. The one time I get free food… FML

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By Jesse - 22/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML

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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By BurnBabyBurn - 22/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Roberta

Today, after stopping to pick up dinner at a fast food joint, I got a nosebleed. I immediately reached into the bag to grab napkins and began stuffing them up my nose, only to find out too late that a mustard packet had burst in the bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

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By Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

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By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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FrancesShiver 20

Sunday 11 May 2014 11:54

Welcome to McDonalds, we can see you're starving, have some ******* napkins.

freckleface221 19

Sunday 11 May 2014 11:56

This is why you check to make sure they got your order right before you leave!

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mkayden 23

Sunday 11 May 2014 21:13

Did you not notice anything about the weight or shape of the bag? Try checking the bag next time before you leave.

KaylaTackett 18

Sunday 11 May 2014 21:27

ALWAYS check the bag before you drive away.

captainsmegma 12

Sunday 11 May 2014 21:28

As the great Joe Peci said " They **** you at the drive thru."

justtheotherguy 12

Sunday 11 May 2014 21:29

I had something similar happen where I received just 2 of my 3 orders I had placed (my premium classic crispy chicken sandwich went missing)

Crazc 15

Sunday 11 May 2014 21:37

not similar

Shinara101 14

Sunday 11 May 2014 22:05

This is why I always take the time to check my order before I leave.

metalman746 5

Sunday 11 May 2014 22:12

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HJKM_fml 19

Sunday 11 May 2014 22:12

Did they at least give you a receipt to show that you bought something.

metalman746 5

Sunday 11 May 2014 22:13

How do you not realize the weight of the bag? You are just as dumb as they are.

imjustsaying111 5

Sunday 11 May 2014 22:23

I would love to know how you didn't realize your bag was extremely light???

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Same thing different taste

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