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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By vibexeno - 31/01/2022 11:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, I opened my front door to see that someone else's McDonald's was delivered to me overnight, but the food was all moldy. The one time I get free food… FML

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By Jesse - 22/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML

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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By BurnBabyBurn - 22/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Roberta

Today, after stopping to pick up dinner at a fast food joint, I got a nosebleed. I immediately reached into the bag to grab napkins and began stuffing them up my nose, only to find out too late that a mustard packet had burst in the bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

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By Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

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By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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FrancesShiver 20

Sunday 11 May 2014 11:54

Welcome to McDonalds, we can see you're starving, have some ******* napkins.

freckleface221 19

Sunday 11 May 2014 11:56

This is why you check to make sure they got your order right before you leave!

Comments

bolinar 10

Sunday 11 May 2014 19:39

So a bag with napkins is literally light (few napkins) or extremely heavy (a crap ton of napkins). Didn't you notice this?

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 11 May 2014 19:41

Always check the bag...go back with your receipt and show them all you had they'll give you what you ordered and at times more

JoshTheTacoMan 19

Sunday 11 May 2014 19:48

Not saying you should, but you could probably sue for that.

laxbro4769 6

Sunday 11 May 2014 19:52

You deserved it you always have to check fast food bags! Don't trust those *******!

princessofthedrk 13

Sunday 11 May 2014 19:54

I've worked in food service myself between Taco Bell and KFC/A&W. No one is ever perfect especially when busy. HOWEVER the bag weight should have been enough to know that it wasn't in there. And I almost wonder if this wasn't a false FML because of the fact that the employee should have noticed no weight to the bag. Because if this person was ravenous they would have ordered at least $5 worth of food in my opinion. So ydi for not checking the bag.