By Madmanmorton - 16/06/2011 18:34 - United States

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Today, after a long night of drinking and partying, I woke up in my bed next to a beast of a woman. At least I know I made it home safely. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Could have been worse! It could have been a beast of a man!!

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shameless58 0

with herpes and a head full of regrets!

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brooooks 0

lol , now she knows where you live..

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ncvolley123 8

Whatever u had, i want some:) jk, but dont call a fat ugly lady a beast, call her 'Beauty Impaired'

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kingtz 6

Yes, I'm sure she'll feel so much better.

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wtfitsxash 3

if I was a fat ugly bitch, I think I'd rather be called a beast than beauty impaired. l0l.

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hupyaboyo 0

He's obviously saying he woke up to his hound of a wife/partner/missus. Therefore, **** his life...

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iSitt 0

14 and 15 are before and after

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bingababe 16

Before and after what??

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PandaFlavoured 0

the pictures. because they look similar.

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KLern 0

luckily I've never woken up next to an ugly bitch, but I imagine it must be extremely unpleasant. at least she was sexy when you were drunk...

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Sippin_koolaid 0

Well, I bet OP learned his lesson. Could have been worse. He could have waken up next to her in an alley, wearing a clown suit and a bucket of chicken in his hands.

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Kawboy 1

23.. So you're saying you've woke up next to a hot chick?

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sambabal 0

I was actually referring to the AC/DC song, but that would mean OP actually had a good time with the lass. O'donnel sounds a lot more probable, come to think of it

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LardZilla 11

AC/DC for the win! Whole lotta Rosie

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KickItHigh 32

At least it wasn't a guy... Or a dog.

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KLern 0

close enough to a dog tho...

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mrahhhhh 21

Hell yeah she's the one that you wanted! Hell yeah she's a Superbeast! Rob Zombie sums up your predicament fairly well.

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sheethapins 13

67 I am going to assume that was a joke question and you're truly not that sheltered.

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lovinj 2

im truly that sheltered someone clue me in!

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Hidan_fml 0

I'm not sure about that first sentence...

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