By Madmanmorton - 16/06/2011 18:34 - United States

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Today, after a long night of drinking and partying, I woke up in my bed next to a beast of a woman. At least I know I made it home safely. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Could have been worse! It could have been a beast of a man!!

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shameless58 0

with herpes and a head full of regrets!

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Surferbro 5

and remember saftey first? nahh **** saftey

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BADDiam 4

and remember grammar?nahh fck grammar jk

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alex6946 10

"beast of a woman" lmao ;D

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wrigleys 4

flys have feelings to, but i still squish em with my sisters vegetarian meat, extra protein

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jane79 0

so you had a coyote ugly night, fyl learn from this and go to the chics house so you can get out of there and never have to worry about the girl just stopping over to see you

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jbomber95 4

r u sure tat beast "woman" is really a female?

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lmaoatall 6

shit man, hope you wore your hard helmet.

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sensoon15 7

exactly. at least OP's lookin at the bright side!!

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