Work: Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset...

By T. - 30/09/2010 14:07 - Australia

Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password for a website we use. To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two years prior. The question was "What is your favorite activity?" The answer I had to type out in front of my manager was "Drinking." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2013 06:20 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML

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By anon - 16/09/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML

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Thursday 30 September 2010 19:16

So...? Managers can have a sense of humor too. At least the answer wasn't "secret butt sex with a hamster"

MissGrinch 4

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:15

I always forget my answers to secret questions. I'm that creative. -sigh-

Comments

Primus_fml 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:32

At least it wasn't harboring an alien fugitive and having sex with it in the shower....

TK66_Aggression 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 20:17

is that a confession??

Primus_fml 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 21:21

No... What are you talking about..?

TK66_Aggression 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 21:45

just that was a pretty specific description you sick ****!

tina_gomez90 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 22:28

it? you're a retard. -_-

davek 36

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:33

>implying bosses don't also like a drink

natilie69 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:34

well at least it wasnt something stupid

grlwhosings 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:35

Hey drinking is also my favorite activity but yeah I wouldn't want my boss knowing that!

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:35

I'd make a joke about Australians and their drinking, but I'm going to be more polite than that. :P I'm sure your boss doesn't care that much, he probably assumes it's either a long standing answer that you wouldn't forget, or a joke answer. If he does, explain to him that it's just from uni years or something...

darth_raptorre 0

Friday 1 October 2010 4:58

that is just a dumb stereotype, I know plenty of Australians that don't drink or barely drink alcohol.

Cinn_fml 22

Saturday 2 October 2010 1:49

I know it's a dumb stereotype, hence why; a) I said I'd be more polite than that, and b) I put a ':P' at the end, that means I'm kidding.

Volcom722 2

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:40

It could've been a lot worse. That's not even too bad.

crissybear 8

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:40

ha ha ha ha... it could have been worst.

Peachy2392 26

Friday 22 November 2013 3:04

Worse. Not worst.

mona_is_here 10

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:45

Not the worst activity if you think.. :)

andrea99_fml 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 20:18

hey it could've been worse... at least it wasn't takin it in the ass or something.. 

perdix 29

Thursday 30 September 2010 20:21

You'd be in trouble if you were in Utah, but I see you are in Australia and drinking is like the national pastime down there. Your boss is probably disappointed in you for choosing a secret word that is too common and easy to guess!

SARSvirus79 0

Friday 1 October 2010 16:13

I'm from Aus too, and my question is: how do all you Americans know that Australians are borderline alcoholics? Don't get me wrong, it's true, and we are. But I didn't realise it was common knowledge. Lol.