Health: Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on...

By adamclmns - 16/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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SpankyMcThrust 6

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:36

I ******* hate it when people drink from the container; I don't give a **** about germs, learn some goddamn manners! Especially if you don't live there/aren't family.

thehoneybadger 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:35

Just poke a hole in the side of the bottle and drain it out into a bowl or something. It won't have to go past the Infected Area of the bottle.

Comments

PrimeStarscream 30

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:54

Wash it off.

dld0003 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 22:45

Um so... I take it that you don't kiss your girlfriend or hold hands??

ramband2009 0

Friday 5 August 2011 12:41

Sounds like a case of get the eff over it. When a man needs comfort good and is a germaphobe, he also needs to change his name to Nancy and hand over his balls.

MrSmiley115 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:56

Very rude

thefuckinloser 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:25

tell that bitch she just bought that bottle.

jasmineurie 3

Saturday 10 September 2011 23:17

juice is a comfort food?

jesbar95 10

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:17

Pour it in a cup?

Tails29 0

Friday 20 January 2012 1:25

I hate it when people do that, especially friends because they know they can have the rest now

Midnightpearls 13

Friday 16 March 2012 0:33

If it's your girlfriend, aren't you going to or haven't you kissed her by now? I would think that is worse than drinking out of a bottle...and seriously, relax. It's your girlfriend, not some gnarly disease-ridden woman on a train.