Get it on, bang a gong

By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 15:00 - Bulgaria - Sofia

Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML

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Same thing different taste

Backhanded insult?

By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

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By OTZ - 26/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

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Nice dude

By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

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You deserved it 2 457

By sprocket - 28/02/2009 18:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML

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By V - 23/07/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML

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You deserved it 18 143

Too late

By ObiOneStillLonely - 24/10/2021 11:00

Today, I met my dream man. Intelligent, excellent conversationalist, similar spiritual beliefs, attractive and compassionate. He proposed to my best friend last week. She asked me to be maid of honour. FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

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Stay in your lane

By Kittykatkrunch - 12/11/2009 05:09 - Australia

Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML

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You deserved it 3 078

By Noname - 31/12/2008 18:03 - France

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

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You deserved it 4 433

Right place, wrong time

By Anonymous - 16/05/2023 18:00

Today, I had an amazing date with an amazing guy, but he hadn't realized he doesn't have time for a relationship, and I don't have the emotional capacity. It's just the wrong time. FML

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You deserved it 191

manb91gb 15

Thursday 12 September 2019 15:00

There are other things you can do... Oral and finger play - you could also look into medical reasons why he can't get an erection. If you're going to leave him over this, you don't deserve all his other qualities.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 12 September 2019 15:57

Houston, we have an imperfection.

Comments

stormy0307 16

Thursday 12 September 2019 14:25

They make toys that he can wear or have him see a doctor.

manb91gb 15

Thursday 12 September 2019 15:00

Callyn 47

Friday 13 September 2019 6:39

No, sex is important. Not wanting to be in a sexless relationship does not mean that OP doesn't deserve a smart, considerate, charming guy. It just means that this one isn't for her.

DKING123456789 16

Saturday 14 September 2019 7:29

It’s a gay relationship

Alan 54

Saturday 14 September 2019 11:34

DKING123456789 is right, this FML was submitted by a guy. Please stop reporting his comment, thanks.

manb91gb 15

Sunday 15 September 2019 23:18

Sex isn't just about sticking the dick in a hole... Sex is the intimate interplay between two people that encompasses kissing, soft touch, role play and fantasy, oral and digital stimulation and much more. If you define sex as the "peepee goes in" you're either twelve or missing out.