Work: Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted.... - FML

By sleepy - 03/01/2011 02:58 - Norway

Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted. I had nightmares about work every single night. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2022 00:00

Today, I'm freshly unemployed and so exhausted from my former job that I can actually really use the rest. Too bad that, for reasons ranging from cat noises to period emergencies, I have woken up at 6 a.m. for 4 days in a row now. FML

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By Sotired - 01/03/2019 17:00 - United States - Medford

Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2020 19:02 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, after pushing myself really hard all week to find a new job, I was looking forward to having a nice relaxing weekend with my family. Nope, I got a migraine and can barely function, but also can't sleep. FML

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By sleepy and scared - 09/07/2023 18:00

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SHORTstopp99 5

Monday 3 January 2011 9:12

I have nightmares about school sometimes...

The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Monday 3 January 2011 9:12

if you have a job that is so bad you have nightmares might be time to look for something alittle less stressful

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MassEffectNerd 0

Monday 3 January 2011 11:49

trust me you are not the only one

PrincessNothing 0

Monday 3 January 2011 12:14

Time for a new job. :(

BoColors 0

Monday 3 January 2011 12:18

fyl stressed lol :(

at1325 0

Monday 3 January 2011 12:29

I feel your pain. I have nightmares about my job too. good luck, hopefully you can resolve whatever issues are causing the nightmares or find a new job.

kindlystfupls 0

Monday 3 January 2011 12:37

lol sounds like me and my place of work! FYL for sure!

kittencat27 0

Monday 3 January 2011 13:19

I understand...I had that too

kves 0

Monday 3 January 2011 13:41

I think it's time to quit

anthony82_fml_fml 0

Monday 3 January 2011 13:58

get a new job dude! it's not worth it!

perdix 29

Monday 3 January 2011 14:19

Milton? Is that you?

alfigel 0

Monday 3 January 2011 17:27

Quit. Now. Your health will thank you.

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