This is shit

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 01:22 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML
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suckmyassitsmell 0

Someone is ready for anal!

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suckmyassitsmell 0

Too bad this is fake. Girls don't shit. The poop fairy comes and takes it directly from their lower digestive tracts with her magic wand.

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suckmyassitsmell 0

Someone is ready for anal!

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talb1 7

Lol. Made me chuckle. Yes I said chuckle. :3

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completedumbass 0

34 Boys should have bangs

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BeccaEatsGlitter 0

How do you see through you bangs.? xD' buut.. They are reeaally cute :3

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deaper 16

You DO realize that you ARE #2? Right? …......freehand Oh wait... the OTHER number 2! :: Smacks forehead :: Doh!

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SupKev 0

lmao! wtf? can i have some of w.e it is your on?? lol

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j_cat187 19

fml for having a lame enough life to post this

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tygerarmy 35

Talk to your boyfriend. Otherwise you'll continue to have a shitty sex life.

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suckmyassitsmell 0

Haha, shitty.

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Buchitoo 4

lmao. I see what you did there!!!

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ahdelinablue 0

or she could just get another one. that will satisfy her. #jussayyin

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mintcar 9

Wow, this is sad. if you want your sex life to improve, then I suggest you talk to him about it.

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suckmyassitsmell 0

Too bad this is fake. Girls don't shit. The poop fairy comes and takes it directly from their lower digestive tracts with her magic wand.

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unidentified_sta 5

Depends on the shit y'know. I've been on the toilet up to 20 minutes occasionally. Needless to say I felt very satisfied after that. Perhaps he just can't compete with your addiction to shit pleasures?

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JuuuusssstFML 0

? that's not a good sign

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emcee3 0

in his defense pooping is very satisfying..

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