Health: Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take...

By LaurenB - 07/06/2012 18:12 - United States - Epping

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML

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By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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By bouncekitty - 20/02/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

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By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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SparkleyTurtle 4

Friday 8 June 2012 0:31

Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

olpally 32

Friday 8 June 2012 1:01

A sense of humor... I can't believe I just had to explain that... :/

Comments

cookie_crumble89 11

Friday 8 June 2012 0:42

LMAO that was hilarious. Shame about your stitch

dcats 13

Friday 8 June 2012 0:46

Oh gosh, I am sorry op. you life sucks at the moment

retyi43 14

Friday 8 June 2012 0:49

whaaaat. sounds PRETTY AWESOME to me

lolfood 24

Friday 8 June 2012 7:51

Your* Next time I see this type of ******* comment, I will track the commenter down and murder them. Seriously, we know OP's life sucks, hence the reason it's on FML.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 8 June 2012 0:48

Hey, I'm going to get my wisdom teeth out next week. Maybe I'll have an FML like this afterwards! :p

Dallasluver19 14

Friday 8 June 2012 0:53

That sucks.. Well it was kinda stupid of u to leave the tissue up ur nose and just let it sit there and have all that blood rush through ur head..

lalalanono 8

Friday 8 June 2012 0:53

Scared the stitch out of ya, huh? Really though, FYL, OP, but this was one of the funniest posts I've seen here.

Jessj958 19

Friday 8 June 2012 1:25

I agree 28...I don't think I've laughed so much after reading FML! But it does suck about the stitch I bet that was painful.

Shrouds 14

Friday 8 June 2012 0:54

Im more surprised that you didn't drown in your own blood... very lucky

reddudeover 2

Friday 8 June 2012 1:05

15 - He only acts nice to lull you into a false sense of security and then he scares you dickless. Or if you're a woman he scares you dickfull (equally scary).