Love: Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked...

By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 22:49 - United States

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML

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By hanzastfu - 26/10/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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Trial and error

By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By blink_kid - 10/08/2012 12:57 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

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By Kitty - 23/04/2009 08:54 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML

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By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:44

A guy who can't even take care of himself is hardly boyfriend material.

kingcaper817 14

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:40

Tell the bitch to get his own Damn food

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cookiethumper 23

Saturday 14 February 2015 18:44

should have made some food and eaten it in front of him. the jammy bastard

mistress_paz 30

Saturday 14 February 2015 19:25

That's how my wife won my heart; she cooked for me. Now I cook for us most of the time. When we were dating, I was always like... Hey, what you got for dinner? Can I come over? She was always so kind and generous so how could I not fall in love?

flee2321 10

Saturday 14 February 2015 20:31

We might have the same boyfriend.

cappellaaa 23

Sunday 15 February 2015 0:02

He told you that? He sounds like a real winner op.

BlindlyWandering 17

Sunday 15 February 2015 1:05

Maybe you're just a really kick ass cook and he sucks at grocery shopping. Still though, he should want to see you just to spend time with you.

jquaw 16

Sunday 15 February 2015 4:57

Well... Food is the greatest thing ever. I only hang out with friends when they have good food ;)

MiaTheMartian 21

Sunday 15 February 2015 18:52

This is pretty much how my relationship with my best friend works but I don't ever see that working out with a significant partner. Don't get stuck with a lazy ass, it's not worth it.