Love: Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked...

By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 22:49 - United States

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML

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By hanzastfu - 26/10/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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Trial and error

By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By blink_kid - 10/08/2012 12:57 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

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By Kitty - 23/04/2009 08:54 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML

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By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:44

A guy who can't even take care of himself is hardly boyfriend material.

kingcaper817 14

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:40

Tell the bitch to get his own Damn food

Comments

Mossygirl357 12

Saturday 14 February 2015 15:14

He needs to learn how to take care of himself and not depend on you.

vikky538 28

Saturday 14 February 2015 15:21

if you wanna save your food...dump him..

photographer49 22

Saturday 14 February 2015 18:14

#17 I don't think saving food was OP's biggest concern. It was more of the fact that her boyfriend didn't want to see her he just wanted food.

Benmantha 31

Saturday 14 February 2015 15:25

Be glad he only ran out of food. Imagine he'd have ran out of toilet paper & that'd be the reason to come over.

buckdharma 37

Saturday 14 February 2015 15:49

I can't get a girl cause I ain't got a car I can't get a car cause I ain't got a job I can't get a job cause I ain't got a car So i'm looking for a girl with a job and a car

anonymous100000 17

Saturday 14 February 2015 15:58

WOW an entire week. how did you survive????? there are people who haven't seen their significant others for months to years because 1) long distance 2) they are deployed. get over yourself.

jadeleepenguin 29

Saturday 14 February 2015 16:24

How do you not see your boyfriend for a week? What's the point of dating someone if you're not going to bother seeing them?

GfxJG 2

Saturday 14 February 2015 17:04

Are you serious? Have you ever considered that maybe circumstances beyond their control prevented them from seeing eachother?

LoverWordsFood 27

Saturday 14 February 2015 17:26

I agree with 23. Your comment just speaks of ignorance. Sometimes life gets in the way of a relationship and if it's serious, the couple in the relationship just have to adjust to what's happening. This is speaking from experience, current and pass and from hearing stories from other couples.

UhHuhHoney 20

Saturday 14 February 2015 18:33

I've been with my man for 6 years and there are times where we can only see each other once a week because we are so busy with work and school. #23 is right.

afallingstar 22

Wednesday 18 February 2015 5:21

Agreed. There are circumstances that keep people apart. I wish I only went a week between times with my boyfriend, but he lives in another state due to his job and I can't just up and move because I have my kids here.