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By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
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NoNotTheFace 8

So basically you had fluids coming out of your nose, then your mouth, then your ass. Damn. Call the plumber cos bitch got some pipe leaks.

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badactor009 0

Food poisoning is pretty bad. Ten to one the tater salad got you. Anything Mayo based you want to avoid at all costs at a function like that. I got food poisoning at a 4th of July work party a few years ago. Talk about misery. I thought I was going to die. Then I was afraid I wouldn't.

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Enigmax2514 7

I just love the ironic fmls. Favourite-ing... Now. Hope you recover soon

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YourEvilHero 12

on the bright side itll probably be over by the time finish writing this comment

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daydreamer244 13

sounds like sabotage!!!

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the_enigma1019 1

Hrrm, FYL, no one deserves this. However, you may want to leave off heavy food such as barbecue after illness. I apologize for the shitheads that said you deserved it. get well soon OP -the enigma

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fallingstarsxox 8

Wow so If your friends told you to do drugs I bet you would YDI

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je_suis_fml 11

wrong fml, bro..

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Enslaved 36

I throw a Bar-B-Q almost every other weekend, year round. And then we all play dominoes!(: Grilled food is awesome.

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stacianichole 2

October just started...

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yummcookie 0

In the UK we're in the middle of a heatwave... So it doesn't sound too odd to me.

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Epikouros 31

It's great barbecue weather in most of Europe this weekend, warmer than during the summer. One supermarket here in the Netherlands was advertising burgers for the 'last barbecue of the year'. Minnesotans need to store up fat in order to survive the cold winter, like polar bears and Eskimos :-) And I guess if you're used to shoveling snow every winter, it's barbecue weather whenever the food doesn't freeze while you're eating it.

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baseballlegitly0 2

you know when people see they have the have the first comment but they pannick and try and be funny but they kill it

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stacianichole 2

What? Was that a sentence?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Should've had a V8.

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