By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
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NoNotTheFace 8

So basically you had fluids coming out of your nose, then your mouth, then your ass. Damn. Call the plumber cos bitch got some pipe leaks.

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badactor009 0

Food poisoning is pretty bad. Ten to one the tater salad got you. Anything Mayo based you want to avoid at all costs at a function like that. I got food poisoning at a 4th of July work party a few years ago. Talk about misery. I thought I was going to die. Then I was afraid I wouldn't.

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yaitsabovavrage 0

What a c word.

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InUrArea 4

You're resistance was likely down due to the cold, may have made you mote susceptible to other things.

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Rachelrock21 6

I would say sorry for u but I won't considering that itz fake.

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Jerret 6

Wow, this is one of the few that suck so bad, I'm compelled to comment on it and express my feelings of remorse and hope for you :( GWS

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ihatedouchbags 17

That happened to me once and I got my monthly visitor as well. It can always be worst op. Hope you're feeling better though

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