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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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DearCricket 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:10

Instant Karma :)

dragonaair 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:07

You deserve it, asshole.

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mama2b3 20

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:03

u deserve that for bein ugly and stupid

pandalovesreggae 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:04

second :) hahaha did he pee?

FFML_314 11

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:07

Next time, just piss on him and make him believe he pissed himself. Sounds less painful.

KomodoDragon 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:54

they shit on ur face next time u sleep

Phustercluck 11

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:55

Quickly someone experiment!!! I must know what happens.

EffinAhole 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:45

They start talking like Bill Cosby in their sleep

six0four 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:51

haha mercy that made my day :)

Macromartyr 3

Wednesday 13 October 2010 19:25

Mythbusters did this myth and they busted it! Find a new prank!

woofis 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 1:29

92, mythbusters don't know everything, I have personally passed this myth myself. btw op, it's warm water you have to use not lukewarm.

meowmeowwkitty 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:48

is there that big of a difference? warm? lukewarm,,,, lol

iTaylor 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:18

Haha you're cool.

icuddy69 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:07

first!! Finally!

MAGNAVOX 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:08

Hahaha not even close.

dragonaair 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:07

You deserve it, asshole.

FFML_314 11

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:08

Next time, just piss on him and make him believe he pissed himself. Sounds less painful.

dreamering 16

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:33

Great suggestion. The same as: "He might put a bullet in your head. You won't notice". PS. I'm not talking about you personally.

CloudEnvy 17

Wednesday 13 October 2010 11:46

If the guy's reaction to having is hand moved is to punch a fool. I think it's un-wise to expose yourself to a pre-emptive strike on the un-mentionables.