By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Spicy
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 513
You deserved it 11 371

Same thing different taste

Top comments

redmnky21 8

wow... how old are you... sounds like your way to young for sex

How old is this guy? You shouldn't have to persuade anybody to have sex

Comments

ironheart98 14

if their age is on the clock their to young for the ****.

sugarbear0727 19

Its your own fault for 1. forcing him, and 2. obviously not being attractive enough. Forcing someone into sex when they don't want it is rape. And usually if you havent had sex for any number of months, you're naturally lubricated when the opportunity comes up.

Xcrunner_24 0

Maybe he didn't want to sleep with you due to a horrible personality, or maybe he thought you would really suck in bed. Whatever the reason, no means no, not "lets try next time". Has to be two (or more) willing parties.

277- If it is part of the health course, and depending on the school probably, they send something home so the parents can say if they want their child in the class room when sex ed is being talked about.

Like trying to push a marshmallow Through a key hole

subiedude08 17

I can relate. My first experience I was 16 with my first boyfriend of 11 months. We were in love, yadda yadda yadda. Anyway, we really didn't know what we were doing at all since there was no sex-ed taught in our schools. The only health information we got was in 5th grade and it talked about periods and menstrual cycles, etc. Never anything about sex. So at first he tried to put his flaccid penis in my ****** which kinda helped turn him on since he was freaked out by this new experience. Though he couldn't get it in in missionary style since I think I was too tight. I then got on top and that was my first experience with sex. It hurt and I just found out why I burned for so long... I'm allergic to semen. LOL Yes it's true. It is a true allergy. :P So yeah, if I have unprotected sex, I always burn badly for at least 3 hours if he doesn't pull out. BTW I'm 29 now.

WhyMe6495 16

Obviously he wasn't taught sex ed. Though i don't get how he didn't even know that much, at my school we got sex ed in 5th grade though not the detailed version until high school

My school gave my class sex Ed in the 6th grade...