By orely44 - 08/03/2013 14:13 - France - Rez

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML
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ironichalibut 24

Cats can often be assholes, and assholes often fart. The equation was right in front of you, just under the surface. You could've prevented this.

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perdix 29

I can visualize the cat saying, "I fart in your general direction" in an outrageous French accent. They oughta make a movie like that!

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fairgirl99 8

I felt sorry for you OP since cat fart is more worse than humans

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buckdharma 36

I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw you try

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Enslaved 36

Are farting cats making you-- lose your religion?

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Jac_d_ipper 10

******* *******, they always behave like *****!!!

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Jac_d_ipper 10

******* *******, they always behave like *****!

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LegendofZelda88 8

looks like you found a football on four legs lol!

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xoxolifesucks 8

Maybe it was an accident. Then the cat got scared of his own fart and fled. Maybe the cat thought it was you.

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amifaiyaz 12

no one likes pussy farts, sorry op.

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