By orely44 - 08/03/2013 14:13 - France - Rez

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 425
You deserved it 77

Top comments

Cats can often be assholes, and assholes often fart. The equation was right in front of you, just under the surface. You could've prevented this.

perdix 29

I can visualize the cat saying, "I fart in your general direction" in an outrageous French accent. They oughta make a movie like that!

Comments

Cats are terrible pets get a dog way better

CreepInTheCorner 11

I WANNA HEAR A CAT FART. Sorry to here that though :3

BellaBelle_fml 23

How on earth did you manage to use the incorrect form of 'hear' after having just used the correct form a mere few moments before?

thejimler 9

Did he then say that your mother was a hamster, and that your father smelt of elderberries?

Finn_the_human 5

Because dogs, like women, never fart.

Cat: "If you not gonna pull my claw, at least let me sit on your lap."