By orely44 - 08/03/2013 14:13 - France - Rez

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML
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ironichalibut 24

Cats can often be assholes, and assholes often fart. The equation was right in front of you, just under the surface. You could've prevented this.

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perdix 29

I can visualize the cat saying, "I fart in your general direction" in an outrageous French accent. They oughta make a movie like that!

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jelly713 19

I own 2 male cats & I gave up giving into their brattiness a long time ago. No matter how cute they are, you gotta show them who's boss. Be as cold as they are & they'll learn to respect you.

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lmaouloser 5

Thanks Cat Whisperer.

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DanielleinDC 33

Don't you know? The head of the house is the one with the tail. As for you, OP, cats are like that sometimes. But not mine.

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Mifflicious 18

I never had to do that thing. I became friends with my cat instead than having to be her boss, much nicer that way.

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RaspberryCookies 6

Careful, all the cat-worshipping morons are gonna be all like "NOOOO, YOUVLISTEN TO YOUR KITTY KITTY AT ALLLLLL TIMES, IF HE SAYS JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH" Cats are retarded.

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jelly713 19

Females are different. Males are more territorial, when they act like they can do whatever they want, I remind them who has access to their food. They're smart enough to get the hint at that point.

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perdix 29

I can visualize the cat saying, "I fart in your general direction" in an outrageous French accent. They oughta make a movie like that!

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Demonfish 14

Shortly followed by: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!" And and argument about coconuts and swallows.

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gc327072 30

And a feisty one-armed guy somewhere in there.

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elevyn 16

I'll make the movie, but only if you bring me a shrubbery.

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Silent_Thrill 17

Screw the shrubbery deal! I'll make the movie if you chop down the mightiest tree... with a herring.

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LyricaSilvan 29

I would pay money to see a car version of that film. Ngl.

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firefighter925 18

shit in its litter box and don't cover it up! teach it whos boss

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firefighter925 18

no I piss on it and put it out :P that's how I teach it im the BOSS! haha

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Tiger9099 11

Until it burns something important, then whose the boss

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greenie213 23

I'm surprised that the cat held it in for fifteen minutes just to be a jerk. Gotta respect that.

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gracehi 31

Indeed. You've got to admire the dedication at the very least.

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TwoOneFive 11

Cats are useless

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buddy51 23

OP- Does your cat, by any chance, have black fur with a broad white stripe down his back?

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Enslaved 36

Yeah, but it's just Pepé Le Pew's girlfriend getting into the wet paint again!

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Felling 14

This is the best fml I've ever seen. xD I love cats.

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noelasis94 18

Who taught the cat that, and how much for it

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