By RosaMaravillosa - 27/06/2016 18:09 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after being constipated a few days, I used the restroom at a bar. It took a loooong time before I got out. As I went to exit the bar, only the employees were still there, waiting for me because they had closed 30 minutes ago. FML
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WCARlover 34

Just own it. Walk out that bathroom, hold your head high and say "wouldn't go in there if I were you"...but I'd probably find another bar to go to from now on ;)

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aGMAELSTR0M 10

I suppose it could be worse. Instead of just 30 extra minutes at a bar you could've missed your whole high school graduation

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WCARlover 34

Just own it. Walk out that bathroom, hold your head high and say "wouldn't go in there if I were you"...but I'd probably find another bar to go to from now on ;)

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freddygasman 18

I'd walk out and ask if anyone's got a match.

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WARKID2000 13

I'm sure the employees were pretty shitty with you after that.

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nanner6206 24

Yeah... that didn't really turn out well. Thanks for playing. Try Again

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seenoevil818 13

Now that's just a load of crap.

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aGMAELSTR0M 10

I suppose it could be worse. Instead of just 30 extra minutes at a bar you could've missed your whole high school graduation

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cranberries_fml 17

I think #6 is referring to a previous FML

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OlRed 28

#6 is referring to a previous FML. Another reference would be i'm sure OP can't use the excuse of browsing the upstairs in this crappy situation.

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kingdomgirl94 29

F their lives. It sucks to have to wait for customers so that you can go home at any job where you deal with people.

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OlRed 28

True! ...but good on them for not interrupting.

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vOIDmASS 13

Hell no if I'm working at that joint I'm thinking this dude is jerkin it or passed out. FYL OP but I would at least knocked on the door and asked if you fell in.

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kitsuneluvuh 12

OP is a girl, dude. Kinda hard to jerk it when you don't have an it.

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kingdomgirl94 29

Rubbing one out, flicking the bean, etc.

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Bunnyluver 20

Hey! Using the toilet isn't the only thing that takes time in the RESTROOM. They won't know for sure what you did, until you walk out or not at all.

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hellobobismyname 24

I don't think the other options are that much better or less embarrassing. Actually, they might even be worse.

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Bunnyluver 20

I'm pretty sure taking a phone call isn't that embarrassing.

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AlexOrban 17

I guess you could say that it was a shitty situation! ba dum tiss

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WCARlover 34

It boggles my mind that people still put this comment

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Mauskau 35

At least they waited for you. I went to a fitness class which finishes when the building closes, I went to the toilet afterwards for a wee (2 mins max), came out and they had locked up and locked me in the building. I had to shout to get someone to let me out, they didn't even bother checking.

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EwahWeeWah 21

SEEMS LIKE A SHIT- *neck snapping noise*

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